Wednesday, August 02, 2006
God Bless America
Uproductivity is calling out to me...inactivity is bothering me...blogging i shall! Quite a lot happened within the past 2~3 weeks. It's almost like a giant soap opera...instead of Days of Our Lives...it's Days of Aileen's Life =P Long stories short, broke up w/bf and Aileen back to singledom. Things turned out rather ugly and unnecessarily bad...but in the end...it was still a nice and memorable experience with lessons well learned. Really thankful for some wonderful new friends that helped me out big time...and you know who you are *wink* owe you all a HUGE one! Since my last solitude period was 2 1/2 years...how long will this one be considering the deadline for "Aileen must get hitched" is only 3 years from now? iono *shrug* my back up dudes should beware...i may really try to make you guys enforce your deals w/me..mwa ha ha ha ha... *horns appearing*
You know...in America, it pays to be rich and poor. Why i say that (as if you really have to ask)?
If you're rich...OBVIOUSLY you are given certain birth advantages that others dont have. You get to be spoiled rotten with materialistic goods and good looking men/women. People treat u like king/queen and you may even get to have an orgy with Paris Hilton. Nice cars, no worries, big houses, trust funds, and etc. are all included in the package. Shoot, under rule of this president..you dont even have to pay much taxes! Kids' education...no problem...cash it out!
If you're poor, you have medical or welfare. These programs give you free money and free medications. As a future pharmacist and present pharmacy intern....i can tell you this...medical pays for EVERYTHING!!! Welfare...they give you free money monthly...not that it's a lot..but hey...still free money. Sometimes you may even get food stamps to get free food, or if you REALLY want to, stand on the corner somewhere in SF...u'll make a living alright! You don't have to pay for kid's education...government grants!
If u're middle class...u're f*cked. You get taxed up the a$$, you wont be able to afford the rising real estate prices in California, you salvage to get your kids through college, and you just have to pay for EVERYTHING. Anything you can think of requires work and careful calculation. You work hard for your money, women/men, life, and happiness.
Those may be my claims and it seems there's no support...may even arise an uproar amongst my fellow middle classers...but here's the EVIDENCE
Some guy just came in and paid for over $300 worth of viagra pill without blinking an eye...the dude will have mucho sex for the month to come.
Another guy came in and got medical to pay for his condoms (specially lubricated too)...he'll also have some free safe sex for the month to come...
Some guy came in...he has to pay for his condoms and insurance will only pay for 4 pills of viagra for the month to come...even that..he has to pay $20 for them. he WILL NOT have lots of sex for the month to come...
Ah...here's the America way for ya
Aileen...the once again back on the market chica...OUT!
Simple Pleasures of Life
1) Getting paid OT
2) Pete's coffee/tea
3) Staring at the object of you affection
4) Someone thinks u're special
5) Walking with the wind in your face and the sun above your head
You have just survived one hellish blog. Thank you, the Devil awaits your re-visit..Mwa ha ha ha ha
You know...in America, it pays to be rich and poor. Why i say that (as if you really have to ask)?
If you're rich...OBVIOUSLY you are given certain birth advantages that others dont have. You get to be spoiled rotten with materialistic goods and good looking men/women. People treat u like king/queen and you may even get to have an orgy with Paris Hilton. Nice cars, no worries, big houses, trust funds, and etc. are all included in the package. Shoot, under rule of this president..you dont even have to pay much taxes! Kids' education...no problem...cash it out!
If you're poor, you have medical or welfare. These programs give you free money and free medications. As a future pharmacist and present pharmacy intern....i can tell you this...medical pays for EVERYTHING!!! Welfare...they give you free money monthly...not that it's a lot..but hey...still free money. Sometimes you may even get food stamps to get free food, or if you REALLY want to, stand on the corner somewhere in SF...u'll make a living alright! You don't have to pay for kid's education...government grants!
If u're middle class...u're f*cked. You get taxed up the a$$, you wont be able to afford the rising real estate prices in California, you salvage to get your kids through college, and you just have to pay for EVERYTHING. Anything you can think of requires work and careful calculation. You work hard for your money, women/men, life, and happiness.
Those may be my claims and it seems there's no support...may even arise an uproar amongst my fellow middle classers...but here's the EVIDENCE
Some guy just came in and paid for over $300 worth of viagra pill without blinking an eye...the dude will have mucho sex for the month to come.
Another guy came in and got medical to pay for his condoms (specially lubricated too)...he'll also have some free safe sex for the month to come...
Some guy came in...he has to pay for his condoms and insurance will only pay for 4 pills of viagra for the month to come...even that..he has to pay $20 for them. he WILL NOT have lots of sex for the month to come...
Ah...here's the America way for ya
Aileen...the once again back on the market chica...OUT!
Simple Pleasures of Life
1) Getting paid OT
2) Pete's coffee/tea
3) Staring at the object of you affection
4) Someone thinks u're special
5) Walking with the wind in your face and the sun above your head
